Offensive Pictures

You know, I kind of detest the new Facebook trend that consists of big pictures with inspiring phrases on it.  It makes me feel like we are all a little too lazy to actually read a few paragraphs about something but would rather have it wrapped pretty in a Fox News worthy "grab ya" snippett. 

And yet....

The picture/quotes are taking over.  So, I pulled up my britches and tried it out. 

Not surprisingly it was rocky.  I don't come off that well when I share my opinon in a sentance.  It ends up being rude and offensive. 

Here they are though- my recent discovery of Picassa and my troubled foray into creating my own Internet "art".  (Which is actually shock value but on the Internet it can be called art.  But whatever.  You have to adapt.)

It was pointed out that this is not a sure fire cure.  Umm....DUH!  I know that.  I tore with all my unmedicated, free to move births!  I just think it HELPS!  In fact there is proof that this stuff helps.  I thought the red ink was a nice touch, but maybe it was a little over the top. 

Cute right?  (Not actually a cap on mother's who get an epidural.  It was a joke.)

I couldn't even make this stuff up.  For reals.  (And the picture is a glacier-  you know- something that you could climb.  And the c-section rate is climbing.  Get it?)

Yes.  Amazing female bodies. 

This is only offensive if you like to eat donuts when you are pregnant.  Which explains why I actually find it offensive.  (And apparently the place setting is wrong but I could never remember which side the fork when on, much to my mother's chagrin.)

You are welcome to share any of these pictures.  I would love it if you included where you got them from (you know, ME) but it is the Internet so I guess I can't actually stop you. 

Peace out!